It’s going to be a long time before the word “massage” used by an NFL player is associated with anyone other than Deshaun Watson. Dallas Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons is learning that much pretty quickly.
Taking to Twitter on Saturday, Parsons asked his 540,000 Twitter followers to help him find a “professional massage therapist in Dallas.” As you might imagine, things quickly devolved in the comments section.
The allegations against Cleveland Browns quarterback Deshaun Watson for sexual misconduct while getting massages as a member of the Houston Texans are infamous.
Just about all of the hundreds of replies and quote tweets are people making jokes about Watson or something having to do with the allegations previously leveled against him.
I need a professional massage therapist in Dallas!
— Micah Parsons (@MicahhParsons11) May 20, 2023
“I’m sure there are a ton in Houston,” one user replied.
“I know it’s a little out of the way but that boy Deshaun could prob set you up in Houston if you’re down for a day trip,” wrote another.
“If you willing to drive to Houston I’m sure Deshaun can hook you up……” a third wrote.
Intentionally or not, Micah Parsons really walked right into that one.